December 2011
When it's New Year's, I'm gonna go in my room at...
whydidireallyget:
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Had an argument with your mom
nicoosuxx:
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
Meeting Drake
Me: Will you sign this?
Drake: Sure
Drake: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Drake: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Trying to jump over a fence..
Expectation:
Reality:
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new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
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Next time you tell a joke and no one laughs, say:
gigglingbean:
“I guess that joke was a lot like sex. I get it and you don’t”
hunger-world:
lemunplej:
have you ever loved your girlfriend so much you just felt the need to take pictures together in your matching Jordans and snapbacks
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