February 2012
I want sex.
:/
been wanting it for a while now.
Typical problem with buying online:
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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My friend: How come you don't hit me up anymore?
Me: What are you talking about, I like your statuses all the time.
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When you almost slip but you luckily regain your...
whentheearthstopskeepspinning:
THE GIF. THE GIF.
http://whentheearthstopskeepspinning.tumblr.com/. I follow back everyone
me: omfg, i am so tired of being fat. that's it, i'm going on a fucking diet and i'm gonna be hot for summer.
*two seconds later*
me: jesus christ, are those cinnamon rolls?
What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
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Normal people:
Me:
Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start... →
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You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
thatsmoderatelyraven:
I don’t have school tomorrow
